Could this be the Fabled Distress Signal Goddess
So, Samburu lost their Goddess. And thus, they had to vote someone off. The young people chose to vote Carl because he had money and because they all agreed that they needed Frank to win the challenges. The old people decided to vote Lindsey.
I don’t get it. If the young people are concerned about winning challenges, then vote off spiritual woman or the 40-something woman with a southern accent who looks dang good in a one-piece. Carl is theoretically more intelligent (although his performance in the question and answer session versus Lindsey would say this isn’t true) and he’s probably stronger than either babeness.
Also, the old people voted Lindsey. Again I’m confused. Yes, Lindsey got dehydrated and all that, but Brandon I just don’t see helping in any fashion whatsoever in both the physical or the mental challenges. He may be smart. He’s surely smarter than me (most people are). But he doesn’t come across all that bright. Then again, neither does Silas and Kim. In fact, Silas and Kim come across… well… at least they LOOK good. (Did anyone catch Kim doing her push-ups in her little blue bikini? Wow!)
So, I would’ve chosen Brandon and one of the older women. But that’s me. I’m whacky sometimes.
So Carl (Doc) was voted off because he turned off his brain during the sudden death tiebreaker questions from the “Bush Survival Guide.” In one of the Survivor Insider clips, they show Kelly reading this guide (I think it’s this guide) as she tries to make sure that Ethan was, in fact, stung by a scorpion (he was, and the symptoms would suck).
The questions (which I stole from Reality News Online because I was too lazy to keep copious notes like David Bloomberg does):
True or False: Smoke from burning elephant dung keeps mosquitoes away. Both Carl and Lindsey answer correctly – True.
Elephant crap burns? Does this mean if humans were to crap in the forest and then let it dry out that we could set it on fire? I can hear the conversations now, “Little Jimmy, what did you do this week at Boy Scout camp?”
“Well, Dad. I first took a huge crap in the woods and then we waited a few days while it sat in the sun. Then we set it on fire. Billy’s had the biggest flame but everyone thinks that’s because he likes to eat tree bark.”
The second question had something to do with the fruit pulp of a palm – what it’s helpful for. Everyone knows it’s good for worm infestation, but they both answered wrong. I was yelling at the screen, “Worm infestation! Worm infestation!” But they didn’t listen. I do this all the time with Jeopardy, too.
No one wanted to admit liking to watch the snake eat a mouse, but everyone sure as hell came over when it was time for feeding.
Fourth question: True or False – pouring hot water on a tick will cause it to retract its bite. Lindsey says it’s true, Carl says it’s false. Carl is wrong and the Survivor world gasps. Not Doc!? We love Doc.
In fact, the once-famed Survivor spoilers were, for the second week in a row, completely wrong. Last year, the spoilers got almost every eviction correct. This year they are sucking. I read about 6 or 7 prior to the show. Several said Clarence. A few said Linda. Another few said Brandon. NONE of them picked Carl. It would appear as though their sources for last year have left town and they are guessing just like the rest of us as to who will be voted off.
